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Sunday, March 25, 2012

Jennifer Lawrence

Fun Fictional Celebrity Story 
of
Jennifer Lawrence
from the movie "The Hunger Games"


Returning

“All right, class, that’s it for today,” Jennifer Lawrence announced in front of his class of fifteen pastry students. Jennifer was the owner and founder of her own teaching pastry center. It was already a year old and it has already produced more than twenty students. It was blossoming quite well especially when her graduates were accepted in pastry shops, bakeries, and restaurants within the area. Some even started their own pastry shop. It was a realization of what Jennifer has long dreamed about since she was a little girl. But as she went ob fulfilling her dream, things just got better and better, more than she ever hoped for. Sometimes, she would think that all her success was because of her grandmother’s necklace. 
Her grandmother gave the necklace to her when she turned seven. The old woman told her that if she wished really hard and whispered her wish to the dark sapphire pendant, it would really come true. That night, the seven-year-old Jennifer did just that and slowly but surely, everything came true. Maybe it was because of the pendant, maybe it was hard work but Jennifer just couldn’t shake the thought out of her head.
One night, as Jennifer drove home, her phone rang. When she answered it, it was just pure static so she hung up. When she looked back at the road, she was almost blinded by a flash of light. Jennifer slowly opened her eyes and what she saw was a garden in full color. Her head was trying to remind her that it was night time but this was where she was at. She turned off her engine and stepped out of the car. Jennifer’s head was spinning. She was confused. She really didn’t know how to take all of this. 
“How was your journey, highness?” a small voice said from behind. Jennifer was a bit startled at the greeting but she turned to see who spoke it. 
A small boy in a light brown robe appeared before her. His skin was cream-colored; his cheeks were like cherries; his hair was like grapes; and his fingers were like sausages.  
“We have been waiting for you. I’m Kaero,” he said as he offered his hand to Jennifer who was still busy looking around. Jennifer didn’t take his hand. She still wasn’t sure if she was awake or still dreaming. The boy scratched his head but didn’t feel bad about Jennifer’s uncertainty.  
“Come, highness, I’ll show yah around,” Kaero said. 
“Why do you keep calling me ‘highness’?” Jennifer asked as she started to follow Kaero. It was just then that she realized they were walking on cotton candy grass. There were marshmallow bushes, toffee twigs, butter cream canopies, chocolate caramel streams, custard mounds, and coffee fountains. Why was she suddenly transported into a world that comprised of the ingredients that she used in her pastry kitchen? And why her?
Kaero glanced at her as they made their way into the chocolate pretzel forest. The air was thick with the smell of sweetness and tartness. Jennifer never thought of being inside a world that kids would kill for. She suddenly became attracted by the chocolate stream. Jennifer slowly walked towards the dark, enticing liquid but Kaero quickly held her back. 
“Don’t do that,” Kaero warned. At that moment, a slithering flying chocolate serpent jumped from the stream. 
“The waters here hold great danger and mystery especially to those like you, who have been gone for a long time,” Kaero explained. 
“What do you mean? I was here?” Jennifer asked. “You have to tell me what’s going on or I’m walking back to my car.”
“Even if you do, you can’t go back yet,” Kaero retorted. “Not without my help.”
Jennifer pouted but kept on following Kaero. In the middle of the chocolate pretzel forest was a like a gigantic chocolate pretzel tree. Its trunk was as big as a five-block, thirty-storey high building but made with chocolate pretzels. 
Just then, the gates were lowered and trumpets announced Jennifer’s and Kaero’s arrival. Inside the giant  pretzel was a kingdom. Small people dressed like Kaero were practically running everything. They were baking, whipping, mixing, folding, juicing, beating, creaming, and every single process that Jennifer did in her kitchen. Kaero led the stunned Jennifer to the throne room where a very old lady sat patiently, waiting for them.
“Welcome,” the old woman weakly greeted.
“Majesty,” Kaero greeted as he bowed low. “I have brought the chosen one, her highness, Jennifer Lawrence of Earth.”
Jennifer, surprised at the introduction, still managed to bow down before the old woman.
“Uh—your majesty,” Jennifer stammered. “May I speak?”
“You have always carried that privilege since you were born, Princess Jennifer,” the old queen said. 
“Where am I?” Jennifer asked in bewilderment. “I was on my way home when I suddenly found myself here in this beautiful, sweet, edible land.”
“You are in Delectia, Princess. I am Tapiora, queen of Delectia,” Tapiora answered. “You are here because you returned to us.”
“Returned?” Jennifer asked. “I don’t understand.”
Tapiora nodded at Kaero.
“The queen’s daughter was taken from her the moment she was born here in Delectia. Someone hid her from us because the queen’s dark twin, Yatunia, wanted the throne. The queen spent years in search of her lost daughter. A week after the newborn’s disappearance, the priestess had a vision that a daughter would find her way back at the ripe age. Sure enough, you’re here now, Princess Jennifer. The vision prophecy came true.”
Jennifer was in shock. The story meant that her life on Earth was just on borrowed time. It just so happened that her life there was up because she was already ripe t go back to Delectia. 
“So, if I am here already, what am I supposed to do?” Jennifer asked. 
“You are already of ripened age to be the new queen of Delectia,” Tapiora said. “You have to be queen before the fifth moon rise or Yatunia will hold power. That would mean that Delectia will no longer be as you see it. Yatunia will destroy Delectia because she wants pure bitterness to rule. She even plans to take over the Earth after she gets rid of Delectia.”
Jennifer was saddened by the thought that she had to leave what she started on Earth but she had to save Delectia and Earth at the same time… If only she really knew how.
“Make me the new queen, mother,” Jennifer said as she slowly bowed down in acceptance of the crown.